common sayings

I love using common sayings because if you're trying to win an argument and you know you're not making sense you just throw in a common saying and you're automatically right.

People don't like being reminded of their jobs when they're enjoying their spare time. This leads me to believe that the next time you manage a hot date with a porn star, you might want to pass on ordering her the cod.

Just a thought

Why are medicine bottles so hard to open? The only people who really need its contents are generally too weak to open the bottle by themselves. Taking into consideration the amount of strength a normal person has, the only one with enough energy and strength to open it is a young child.
I know yes it's done to protect the children but priority really needs to be given to the right bottle cap. Take my laundry bleach bottle for example. I'm throwing out more clothes from bleach stains than I am fighting viral infections.

lunch rush

Neurotic man meets wine conniosseur man.

The anticipated return of neurotic man and slushie boy

I'm McLovin' it.

So I finished a demanding exam today and I thought what better way to celebrate than to poison myself with some greasy goodness.

So I got a 6-piece.

The only reason I'm writing something here is cause I found two things amusing while I was there. I was reading the receipt as I was eating because I didn't want to look like one of those guys who's really enjoying his meal even though I kinda was cause that stuff is a rare treat for me.
Anyways.
At the bottom the 2nd last sentence contained the word "McDonald's" and directly below it said their slogan "I'm lovin' it" and I thought:

"They should totally change their slogan to 'I'm McLovin' it'."

Think about it. They prefix their 'Mc' onto everything there. McNuggets. McFlurry. I bet you could look it up in the dictionary and it would be there.
(On a side note I couldn't find it at dictionary.com but fuck them it should be there)

So yeah they could totally pull it off without getting a lawsuit. That kid probably wouldn't hurt the advertisements.



Come on I would totally eat anywhere that has that on their cups. Anyways yeah. I'm McLovin' it.

And the other thing is I was sitting in front of the recycling bin facing it because it would prevent the possibility of making eye contact with anyone and I have, for the first time, sincerely appreciated the confusion of the average joe. Next time you're near a recycling area watch how long it takes for people to figure out which thing goes where:
"So is this plastic, or garbage? There's some metal stuff on the inside coating of it so I don't think it's plastic. But if I put it in the trash and it doesn't belong there I'm a NEGATIVE CONTRIBUTOR TO THE ENVIRONMENT! "

Watch if someone brings a date along with them: "You threw that in the GARBAGE?? That's GLASS! I could never see someone like you!"

And the garbage man must be tweaking out all the time trying to fix shit:
"FUCKERS! DON'T THEY KNOW WHAT POLYSTYRENE IS??!? GOD!"

Anyways yeah my mind was wandering. But only a little.

Fuck your mediocrity Wikipedia.

I would like to point out that the term 'orgasms' is purple because I clicked on it to make sure it was the REAL DEAL. I can assure you it wasn't male curiosity.

But yeah I guess you could say this wikipedia post is rather PERVerse.

the uncontested awesomeness that is my talking

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

oscar cahyono says:
go to sleep man
Peter says:
why doesnt your mom goto sleep
Peter says:
burn!
oscar cahyono says:
cos she doesnt have to, thats why
oscar cahyono says:
(kip)
oscar cahyono says:
"give this ting to ur girlfriend"
oscar cahyono says:
"no"
oscar cahyono says:
why not?
oscar cahyono says:
"because she doesnt need any thats whyy"
Peter says:
yea thats exactly it
oscar cahyono says:
alright
oscar cahyono says:
what are u doing
oscar cahyono says:
getting some free porn?
Peter says:
nah i dont have the lebido for that tonight
Peter says:
im doing zoo252
Peter says:
drinking beer
oscar cahyono says:
wtf
oscar cahyono says:
studying?
oscar cahyono says:
or just doing ur lab?
Peter says:
lab
oscar cahyono says:
lame
Peter says:
youre lame
oscar cahyono says:
NO U R
Peter says:
*crying*
oscar cahyono says:
while masturbating
oscar cahyono says:
thats right I said it
oscar cahyono says:
I took it to another level
Peter says:
you certainly did
oscar cahyono says:
yea I know
oscar cahyono says:
so when are u gonna go to sleep
Peter says:
whenever i feel like, GOD
oscar cahyono says:
u know what I dont get
oscar cahyono says:
that milk scene
oscar cahyono says:
whats the point of that
Peter says:
i have no idea
Peter says:
its just there
oscar cahyono says:
so pete
oscar cahyono says:
what do I say to that girl tomorrow
oscar cahyono says:
I'm bored , so just answer the question please
Peter says:
just be like why didnt you pick up
Peter says:
straight up
Peter says:
then pull out a gat and fuck some shit up
oscar cahyono says:
yea man I'm thinking of starting my every sentence with "bitch"
oscar cahyono says:
what do u think
Peter says:
'oscar honey, what would you like for breakfast?' 'bitch, make me some motherfuckin bacon'
oscar cahyono says:
haha
Peter says:
'can i take your order?' 'bitch, gimme a #3'
oscar cahyono says:
no I mean when I'm talking to her tomorrow
oscar cahyono says:
"good afternoon" "bitch u didnt answer mah call"
oscar cahyono says:
its gonna be cool
oscar cahyono says:
cos ladies do like bad boys, so like maybe she'll like me
Peter says:
or maybe youll get a five finger liking to the face
oscar cahyono says:
yea thats a goood idea
Peter says:
i think your moms a good idea
oscar cahyono says:
I think ur moms a bad idea
oscar cahyono says:
ooo
Peter says:
your face is a bad idea
oscar cahyono says:
ur moms face is abad idea
oscar cahyono says:
so pete
oscar cahyono says:
I'm sleeping
oscar cahyono says:
so
Peter says:
dont give me your jibber jabber
oscar cahyono says:
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Peter says:
yea thats right
oscar cahyono says:
ur mom gives me her jibber jabber
Peter says:
im ghetto
Peter says:
i dont have special features on msn
Peter says:
i use the old shit
oscar cahyono says:
ur mom has no special feature
Peter says:
so whatre you gonna do about it
Peter says:
your personality has no special features
Peter says:
if you were a dvd, you would be $0.99
oscar cahyono says:
oooo
oscar cahyono says:
if u were a dvd, u would be a vhs
Peter says:
that doesnt make any sense
oscar cahyono says:
U MAKE NO SENSE
Peter says:
your face doesnt make any sense
oscar cahyono says:
my face makes a lot of sense
Peter says:
to picasso
oscar cahyono says:
look at this guys msn name "dont wanna wake up alone anymore, still believing u'll walk through my door, all I need to know is for sure...."
oscar cahyono says:
laaammeeee
Peter says:
what a fagtard
oscar cahyono says:
he defintely is
Peter says:
emotional!
oscar cahyono says:
fag
oscar cahyono says:
alright man
oscar cahyono says:
I'm sleeping
oscar cahyono says:
u should to
Peter says:
yea prolly

"I say if you got a dream, something you really enjoy doing, always stick with it because you never know when its gonna be God's will for you to be the best in the whole world at whatever it is you do in life".
-Ronnie Coleman

how do they call 'travelling' in wheelchair basketball?

"I wanna take a shit but I'm too lazy"
-Oscar Cahyono

You seek leetle monkey.

today i was walking in the rain and i said the most incredible metaphor for any type of relationship, be it friendly or intimate. if i ever write a book/short story this is for sure going in it, except worded...you know...better.

you know how when you're walking with someone in the rain and they have the umbrella, you have difficulty getting under it completely for the both of you. if you stay out, you get soaked, and if you try to get back in, the spokes from the sides poke and prod your face and dont let you in easily. but if you get in too close and the person moves, then the concave shape of the umbrella pulls you in with them and you lose balance momentarily. the only way for you both to truly stay dry is to stand still, rather than wandering.

peter, what are you talking about?

oh nothing. just admiring the summer rain.

OK!

ok everyone. i hope someone reads this today or tomorrow

who wants to play hide and seek with a bunch of strangers. im serious. lets do it.

http://www.manhunt-toronto.com/

fuckin click that shit. i wanna go. i dont want to go alone in case its a bunch of burly nestrapers or if by manhunt they mean hunt you down and fuck you up. either or. i want people to come.

you know you want to!!!

This is me understimulated.

Today I woke up and counted three puddles of drool on my bedsheets.

Today I ate potato chips with a spoon.

Today I ate macaroni and cheese out of the pot during my sleep, as food is always ready bedside for slothsnacks.

Today I said I like to stir things up and give things a little bit of emeril every now and then and I thought I was so clever to say that but I heard crickets after.

Today I wondered if curved bananas envy the straight ones.

Today I went downstairs to get a pencil but ended up looking at fractal art and writing this instead.

Don't these people think?

La poubelle

I assure you I am not dead. But my old computer definitely is.

I found a moist towelette in my pocket when I was doing laundry and it said on the front "Winner's Moist Towelette". On the back it said "Cleans and refreshes without soap or water."
Right under this it says "CONTAINS: Water, fragrance & soap." Sense?

Contrary to popular belief, we learn that Winners obviously don't stay in school.

"They were on their way to a funeral"

I always knew something was strange. I could never quite put my finger on it but I think I finally nailed it yesterday. Have you ever noticed that NOBODY on the British Secret Service has a british accent? I mean what the fuck. We're in the heart of London and James Bond sounds american. what the hell. even the old guys behind the desks who tell him all the info all have american accents. thats crap. it ruined the whole atmosphere of being a secret agent when i uncovered that secret of uncontinuity.

Phu-Yuck???

this was the day that wouldnt end. i think my head is broken because of all the exams. making me all sad about life, which is bullshit. i hate people like that.



so fuck that. heres some paintloving goodness.